My Favorite Quotes accumulated over the years!
Fantastic Family Quotes "The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven's lieutenants."
-Shakespeare
"Making the decision to have a child - it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart walking around outside your body."
-Elizabeth Stone
The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.
-Richard Bach
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family: Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
- Jane Howard A family is a place where minds come in contact with one another.
- Buddha
A brother is a friend provided by nature.
- Legouve Pere
When you look at your life, the greatest happinesses are family happinesses.
- Joyce Brothers
Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.
-Francis Bacon
-Shakespeare
"Making the decision to have a child - it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart walking around outside your body."
-Elizabeth Stone
The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.
-Richard Bach
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family: Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
- Jane Howard A family is a place where minds come in contact with one another.
- Buddha
A brother is a friend provided by nature.
- Legouve Pere
When you look at your life, the greatest happinesses are family happinesses.
- Joyce Brothers
Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.
-Francis Bacon
Some funny Quotes:
"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards."
-Benjamin Franklin
"I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it."
-Anonymous
"Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one."
-Anonymous
In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'.
- Margaret Laurence Family: A social unit where father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
- Evan Esar
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns .
"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards."
-Benjamin Franklin
"I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it."
-Anonymous
"Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one."
-Anonymous
In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'.
- Margaret Laurence Family: A social unit where father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
- Evan Esar
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns .
Proverbs:
"In time of test, family is best." -Burmese Proverb
"Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently." -Chinese Proverb
"In time of test, family is best." -Burmese Proverb
"Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently." -Chinese Proverb
Fantastic Friendship Quotes: "The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom."
-Marcel Proust
"A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else."
-Len Wein
Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
-Albert Camus
Some funny friendship quotes:
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"
- Doug Larson
"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces."
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
"You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."
- Winnie the Pooh
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
- C.S. Lewis
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom."
-Marcel Proust
"A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else."
-Len Wein
Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
-Albert Camus
Some funny friendship quotes:
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"
- Doug Larson
"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces."
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
"You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."
- Winnie the Pooh
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
- C.S. Lewis
Fantastic Quotes for School Days
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.
- Robert Frost (1875-1963) American Poet.
No one can look back on his schooldays and say with truth that they were altogether unhappy.
- George Orwell (1903-1950) British novelist, essayist, and critic.
What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul.
- Joseph Addison
To know how to suggest is the art of teaching.
- Henri-Fradaric Amiel
Some Funny Teacher quotes:
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
- Edgar W. Howe
"If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure."
- Bill Gates
To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler—and less trouble.
- Mark Twain
In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
- Rodney Dangerfield (Back to School, 1986)
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
- Will Rogers
But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.
- Ronald Reagan
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.
- Robert Frost (1875-1963) American Poet.
No one can look back on his schooldays and say with truth that they were altogether unhappy.
- George Orwell (1903-1950) British novelist, essayist, and critic.
What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul.
- Joseph Addison
To know how to suggest is the art of teaching.
- Henri-Fradaric Amiel
Some Funny Teacher quotes:
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
- Edgar W. Howe
"If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure."
- Bill Gates
To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler—and less trouble.
- Mark Twain
In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
- Rodney Dangerfield (Back to School, 1986)
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
- Will Rogers
But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.
- Ronald Reagan